Monday, July 27, 2009

Business Oppurtunity

Today I got a phone call from one of my old friends whom I used to work with sometime back. It was a surprise to get his call since we were not in touch since long time. "A freind in need is freind indeed" is so true and beautifull as long as the "need in question" is yours and not other way round. Let me tell me you what our conversation was like.
As I dont want to reveal the real name of my friend I shall call him MULEMA


Me : Hello!
Mulema : Hey, This is me . Mulema !!! I used to work with you 10 years back.



Me: Hey Mulema , How are you ?
Mulema: Listen! I have a great business oppurtunity for you.



Me: ok ? what business is that ? what do you do ?
Mulema : Its franchise business , I cannot tell you on phone , Can you meet me ?



Me : Sure , but what is the name of business ? what is the product ?
Mulema: well, Its a distribution business , can you meet me ?



Me: But I need to know what do you sell , what exactly do you distribute ?
Mulema: well, can you attend a conference ? can you meet me?


Me: Well, but what is the product ? what is sales turnover ?
Mulema: its a 90/10 business , you can earn more than Warren Buffett and Bill Gates

Me: Ok!! Is it MLM ?
Mulema: Hmm !! Bye!
BANG!!!! Disconnected













MULEMA = Multi Level Marketer!!!

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